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Joke of the Day

"Being an adult is like being a Quentin Tarantino movie: it starts out real cool, there's lots of cursing, it's very confusing, everyone dies"

"I hear mushrooms are good for your social life. They'll make you a really fungi."

"Before you criticize someone... walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you'll be a mile away and have their shoes."

"Joke from New Zealand: ""What's a Hindu?"" Lays iggs."

"Yo momma so poor...[original] she vote for Obama cos she want change ahhh thank you ill be here all week"

"My grandfather was so racist he had a white & white television set."

"Took a random unmarked pill I found on the floor because times are tough and no matter what happens it'll make for good tweets."

"Why did the Country Bear Jamboree bear blush? Because he was a bear a-singing. ..... I am at Disney with the kids this week..."

"How come you catch more flies with honey... ... but you don't catch more honies with fly?"

"What's a French egg's favourite airforce? L'oueftwaffe."