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"The Black Death was the best disease. Any attempts to replicate it are just plague-iarism."
"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking in a house fire :)"
"My daughter spelled America ""Merica"" on a book report so now I'm searching her room for Trump campaign propaganda."
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised."
"I polled a bunch of horses asking them if they wanted equal rights as humans. Oddly enough, they all said nay."
"What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral? co-pper"
"why pay kristen stewart millions of dollars when a cardboard cutout of kristen stewart will give the exact same performance for free"
"I like my coffee like I like my women Ground Roasted Cream filled (For the reddit down under, long black/flat white)"
"Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for me, I like to think my diet is really working."