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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."

"I'm starting a new sport where people race on sea horses. I call it, ""Aquastrianism."""

"Obama: Get Air Force One ready. Biden: OK! *runs off* Obama: The plane, not the movie. *Biden does 360* Biden: Yeah I know."

"What's a snake's favourite food ? Hiss Cakes !"

"What's black and doesn't work? A broken TV.............. racist."

"Where do you weigh a whale? At a whale weigh station"

"Why do programmers always confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because 25 DEC = 31 OCT."

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"I used to have a voice like Justin Bieber... then I turned four."

"My friend asked me what a Freudian Slip means. I told him, ""It's when you mean to say one thing, but fuck your mother."""