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Joke of the Day
"i showed an african kid ""the human centipede film"".... he wasn't hungry anymore"
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"Whenever I get a message that begins with ""Hey Stranger"" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help."
"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"
"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"
"A dick has a sad life... His neighbors are nuts, his bestfriend's a pussy, his owner beats him, and his hair is a mess."
"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Why do bees hum? Because they don't know the words!"
"The FAA can register my drone... ...when they pry it from my neighbour's cold dead head."
"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"