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Joke of the Day

"I lost my job at the orange juice factory They said I couldn't concentrate"

"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."

"My top 5 (in no particular order) 1. 3 2. 5 3. 2 4. 4 5. 1"

"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."

"Ronda Rousey and I have something in common We both finish in 34 seconds."

"In my experience, all edible underwear just ends up being crotchless."

"*classic 90's sitcom where sister is taking too long in the bathroom* Sister: hold on I'm taking a big shit. *theme music plays*"

"A mexican walks into a wall, what breaks first? His lawnmower. A jew runs into a wall, what breaks first? His nose."

"What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic? A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog."

"Quit crying, kid. I won this Easter egg hunt fair and square..."