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Joke of the Day
"Is it just me or is solipsism just a load of rubbish?"
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"Why is Putin Always early? because hes Russian (rush-en)"
"Friend: just make small talk *later, on date* Me: so...grains of sand Her: uh yea- Me: dwarves Her: are u okay- Me: bottle caps"
"Bill O'Reilly What a fucking joke"
"What do you have.... ...when you have one green ball in your right hand, and one green ball in your left hand. Answer: Complete control of the Jolly Green Giant."
"I'd tell you a joke about thorium... But it would be quite shocking."
"Border collies are not very inbred... You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs."
"What do you call a psychic, escape convict who is also a dwarf? A small medium at large."
"I've been getting fewer and fewer new followers but I'll be damned if I'm going to tweet something good just because some people have taste."
"Girls are like roads, more the curves, more the dangerous they are."