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Joke of the Day

"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"

"I saw a lady texting and driving today... I was furious. I rolled down my window, and threw my beer at her."

"Q: Why do rugby fans eat up the sport? A: Because it is 'scrum'-ptious."

"Why aren't there any Walmarts in the middle east? Because there's Targets around every corner."

"My girlfriend tried to make me have sex on the hood of her Honda Civic... But if I'm going to have sex, it's going to be on my own Accord."

"People are talking about how culture is too pc nowadays... But everyone I know has a Mac"

"I once knew a guy named Rob. I once new a guy named Rob, for a dollar he would suck on your knob. For a half dollar more, you could get the whole score And he would eat it like it was his job"

"How does a Jewish man make coffee? Hebrews it"

"What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!"

"Two potatos are in an oven.. .. One potato says to the other, ""It's hot in here"" Then the other potato says, ""Oh my god, a talking potato!"""