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Joke of the Day

"You get a green perennial vegetable, you get a green perennial vegetable, EVERYBODY GETS GREEN PERENNIAL VEGETABLES! - Okra"

"My husband is going to be so surprised when he finds out the woman I've been sleeping with is way hotter than his girlfriend."

"Hey, have you heard this new joke? You just reddit."

"My doctor said I can get back to my college weight if I simply go for a brisk three hundred mile walk each morning."

"Did you hear Green Bay (NFL) is in the process of a buyout by Ghiradelli chocolates? They will be renamed the San Francisco Fudge Packers."

"What do they call the lottery in Africa? Celebrity adoption."

"I recently switched to an all Middle Eastern diet and can't say I recommend it I falafel."

"""Hey, did you get a haircut today?"" ""No, I got all of them cut."""

"How many Star Trek captains does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but there are FOUR LIGHTS!"

"What's green and smells like bacon? Kermit the frog's finger"