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Joke of the Day
"What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
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"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"What do you call the day after a sad Friday? A sadder day."
"Why are all female moths lesbians? They aren't attracted to moth balls."
"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"
"What's black and doesn't work in an office? Decaf coffee!"
"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."
"I accidentally washed a black sock in with my whites and everything came out fine, so I totally get that whole ""I Have a Dream"" thing now."
"A woman is good for 70 things. Cooking and 69."
"Do you know what a pirate's favorite letter is? Most people think its ""R"" but it's really the ""C."""