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Joke of the Day

"Why did the math student fail his exam? He needed to sketch the sine and cuisine graphs but only knew how to do cos(-x)"

"Harry Potter can't tell the difference between his cooking pot and his best friend. [X Post from r/Fantasy] They're both cauldron."

"What's white on the outside and black on the inside? An American police officer."

"How do you make a hormone? Just don't pay her"

"Why did the pig go in the kitchen? To start some bacon"

"I got a phone call from a girl saying ""Come over! No one's home!"" I went over and no one was home -Rodney Dangerfield"

"Q: How many graduate students does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one but it may take him/her more than five years to do it."

"In 1000 years, archaeologists will find tanning beds and think we fried people as punishments."

"Why is it so hard to breakup with Japanese girls? You have to drop the bomb twice"

"What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and acne? Acne waits until you're thirteen before it comes in your face"