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"If chopsticks were really better than a fork... ...wouldn't we be digging ditches with pool cues?"
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"""Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too."" -Radio Stations"
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"An Australian ate a few old chess pieces. When asked how they were, he said ""It was stale, mate."""
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"Lesbian Couple A girl asked me what my view on lesbian couples was. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."
"What do you call a cow that just gave birth? DECALFINATED"
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles."
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