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Joke of the Day

"Lesbian Couple A girl asked me what my view on lesbian couples was. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"A friend is like a car I dont have one"

"What do you call it when a golfer misses the hole? Fore-play"

"My pet lizard was acting really strange the other day so I took it to the vet. She said it was a reptile dysfunction."

"Number of ways to start a terrorist attack: 321 BOOM!"

"What do you call a fish with 27 eyes? Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish"

"my last words when I die will be See you later.....maan."

"What does your mom and Pac-man have in common? She eats balls all day. WOKA WOKA WOKA WOKA!!!!!"

"You should always choose B) on multiple choice tests because it looks like a cool sunglasses face. That guy knows what he's talking about."

"What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa? Santa Claws"