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Joke of the Day

"Lesbian Couple A girl asked me what my view on lesbian couples was. Apparently ""in HD"" wasn't the right answer."

"What does Peter Parker wish he would have went to school for? Web design."

"I heard Baja Fresh has a new burrito called the Ravens. It has everything on it but Rice."

"A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams ''Nein! Nein!'' So two guys walk away."

"Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup? Because his family had stock in the company."

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"I went on an extreme camping trip... It was in tents."

"What's ISIS's favourite band? Koran Koran."

"Nothing more awkward than singing happy birthday to a person whose name you don't know."

"Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming."