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Joke of the Day
"""Hey, man, just called to see when you're going to commercial. Now? Ok, us too."" -Radio Stations"
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"""What should we name this fruit?"" ""Passion!"" ""..."" ""..."" ""Let's not let Todd name any more fruits."""
"Which African Dictator extorts flying insects Robert Mug-a-bee"
"Despite its name, Gatorade is pretty much fatal to alligators. I'm not allowed to volunteer at the zoo anymore."
"Why were all of the other fish calling the shark gay? He swallowed all of the seamen."
"What does a woman do with her asshole when she's having sex? She sends him out to play golf."
"Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean? Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss"
"Customer: You said these pants were pure wool but the label says ""all cotton."" Salesman: Oh that's just to keep the moths away."
"Where does napoleon keep his armies? In his sleevies"
"Why will I go down in history? I dunno, but I'll go down in math and chemistry too."