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Joke of the Day
"""Chivalry isn't dead,"" I say, watching one zombie hold the door open for another."
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"How do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? Velrow"
"Kim Jong-Un has promised a new clear future for North Korea. Oops! Spelt ***nuclear*** wrong."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baron ! Baron who ? Baron mind who you're talking to !"