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Joke of the Day
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles."
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"I bet aliens would visit us more if Will Smith didn't punch them in the head as soon as they got here."
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"Did you hear about the kidnapping in school? He just woke up!"
"Donald Trump was just issued a notice by the IRS Ordering him toupee up."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Caitlin ! Caitlin who ? Caitlin you my trainers tonight I'm wearing them !"
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