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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a stalking African Pygmy and a jogging Jane Fonda? One of them is a cunning runt."

"[NSFW] What is the difference between your dick and a bonus? Your wife will always blow your bonus! xD"

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"

"I just signed up for Comcast!"

"Investment I still wonder if my parents knew humans are not much good of an investment"

"Oh man, I just got back from the most awesome campground orgy. It was in tents."

"I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I'm really sorry!"