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Joke of the Day
"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."
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"Hickory dickory dock Three mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one And the other two got away with minor injuries."
"My car rides usually consist of playing my music on random, then pressing ""next"" about 400 times."
"Hawaiians were never known to be cannibals. Maybe a nibble here and there... You know, finger food."
"Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock -Who's there? -The plane captain."
"The secret to my success lies with you having a poor grasp on it's definition."
"Rorschach has some nice paintings I'm just confused why they are all pictures of my penis"
"What's a mixed feeling? When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. "
"Did you hear about Pala Deans new restaurant? They only serve crackers!"
"Jesus told Peter, ""Peter, come forth and receive my eternal blessing"" But Peter came fifth and had to eat the biscuit"