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Joke of the Day
"Some women have mood swings... others have mood theme parks."
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"What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur? A Lickalotopuss!"
"As far as I can tell, a picture is basically just a way short video"
"If you love something set it free. If it comes back, celebrate with some delicious tacos. If it doesn't that's twice the tacos for you."
"Who cares about throwing stones? How do people in glass houses hide when somebody knocks on the door?"
"People in glass houses can throw whatever they want. They live in a glass house, I'm not expecting them to be practical"
"What's the most annoying thing in the internet? People who comment ""repost"" on a Joke subreddit."
"Whiteboards. They're remarkable."
"I love the new sound reddit makes when you upvote a post"
"Did you know? Call of duty has been released in Iraq and Afgahnistan as ""The Sims."""