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Joke of the Day

"Goya tried to cover up a disaster at one of their factories Someone spilled the beans."

"My father was a wonderful man. He's still alive, he just turned into a cunt."

"What do you call a?... What do you call potato who's high? A. A baked potato What do call a wizard who doesn't have enough minions? A. Short staffed Ps. This is my first post, be gentle with me."

"The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you'd almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds I have no shame..."

"What did the wall ask the picture? (All together now!) ***""How's it hangin'?""*** ~Skip"

"What's the difference between a muddy bicycle and a ditzy lesbian? One is a dirty bike and the other is a derpy dyke."

"I ran into a one armed fisherman I asked if he had any luck. He said ""yea caught one this big"" This joke works better in person."

"How do you know when your girlfriend is getting fat? She starts to fit in your wifes clothes."

"Good women are found in every corner of the earth. Unfortunately earth is round."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery boy have in common? They can smell it but they can't eat it."