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Joke of the Day

"What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play? Don't Break the Ice"

"You think you're pretty smart until you have to figure out how to turn on someone elses shower."

"Which Jedi can save PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi"

"When in doubt, ask yourself WWBD: What Would Beyonce Do? Would she apply for a job? Nope. She'd just show up one day like ""I work here now."""

"Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff."

"#BrexitIn5Words He's just not into EU"

"What's the most commonly misspelt blood group? Type-O"

"I do feel bad for some of you who complain about all the unwanted attention you get on Twitter. Maybe you should try notepad, or word."

"Time out. Otters not only sleep holding hands, but have a SPECIAL POCKET to hold their favorite rock? Humans are bullshit."

"After tonight's World Series game... It looks like the Indians are going to have a different type of trail of tears."