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"I told a joke about ripping up some paper It was tear-ible I'm really sorry!"
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"""Professor I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?"" ""Well I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around."""
"As a Brandon, I'm constantly at war with Brendans. Do not confuse them with my kind. They are shit demons. Slaying them is my birthright."
"Although it sounds like it could be a good one, Pissflaps is a terrible name for a bar & grill"
"What they say: ""Hey, have you lost weight?"" What they mean: ""Hey, I remember you being a lot fatter. What gives?"""
"Today a girl kissed me I wish I could post it in another subreddit Edit: Thanks for gold :D"
"What is the capital of Greece? About 10 dollars."
"I once knew a guy named Dapeng Nguyen. He was the first Asian-Antarctican."
"What letter stands for the ocean? The letter C."
"My fear of spiders happened when I went to hit one with a newspaper, and it looked at me and did pushups saying ""try again bro."""