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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot. What did you think, you racist mother fucker?"

"How did hitler tie his shoes? In little nazis"

"I read the symptoms for being a hypochondriac... AND I HAVE ALMOST ALL OF THEM!!!!!"

"A man with Alzheimer's decides he wants tell some friends a joke. WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE"

"The US asked Mexico how many illegal immigrants got into America each year... Mexico said- ""Not Juan"""

"Van Gogh's girlfriend: Oh my love! Why did you cut off your ear?! Van Gogh: pardon?"

"You are what you eat. Is that why I am a human?"

"If clinical depression was a sound, it would be two people trying to talk at the same time during a conference call."

"TIL that they have raised the minimum drinking age in Arkansas to 32. It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools."

"How many blonde jokes exist? One. This one. The rest are all true."