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Joke of the Day

"What's green and has four wheels? A turtle. I was lying about the wheels"

"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The Wheelchair"

"So many people on Facebook ""Like"" everything but grammar."

"Every time God closes a door, he opens a window, thereby wasting electricity on air conditioning, causing climate change and dooming us all."

"when i see lovers names carved in a tree... When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think its cute. I just think it's crazy how many people bring knives on a date."

"So, it's now officially a week after the Super Bowl, can we please stop with the Super Bowl jokes? They're going right over my head."

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? SNOWBALLS"

"I was thinking of ways to become transgender... So I figured I'd fly to Paris. Because then I'd be abroad."

"What does a German use to polish his trumpet? Toot tonic"

"Best medieval joke you know. Go. ""In days of old where men were bold and rubbers weren't invented, men wore socks around their cocks and babies were prevented."""