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Joke of the Day

"A funny thing to do when someone's dog barks at you is say, ""I don't speak dog,"" and then when they leave the room, speak dog fluently."

"When your nose is running and your feet smell, you are not sick you're just built upside down."

"The student asked his sensei: ""Why do you fight using only your feet?"" Oh, y'know. For kicks."

"What do Hillbillies do for Halloween? Pump-Kin Yes, I've posted this before, but Halloween is upon us."

"Courtney Love thinks she found the plane. It's like God doesn't trust us to write our own jokes."

"You don't get many homeless gay men, which is a shame because they would be fucking bums."

"Just found out men can have sex at 88..... which is handy cos I live at 94 so it's not far to walk home after."

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."

"A woman got complimented for her driving..."

"What's the difference between Hitler and Michael Phelps? Michael Phelps can finish a race."