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Joke of the Day

"What's a Mathematician's favourite Christmas pudding? Yule ln!"

"I wish gyms had a ""montage"" option"

"I tried being selfless. It's not for me."

"Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama? They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin."

"Do you know what Mexicans think about Trump's wall? Who cares, they'll get over it.."

"One day long, long ago... ...there lived a woman who did not whine, nag, or bitch. But it was a long time ago, and just for that one day. The End."

"Why is Caitlyn Jenner's stomach bad for you? 'Cause it's full of trans-fat."

"Wife: morning Me: good morning Wife: my parents are coming over for dinner tonight Me [pouring bleach in my coffee]: uh huh that's great"

"The good thing about being a chubby chaser is you don't have to run very fast or very far."

"Who is the biggest singer right now? Ariana Grande"