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Joke of the Day
"sorry i lost my nudes can u send me yours"
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"Covering the newest trump scandle in class Teacher: there are some things that guys compare in the locker room Me: like hand size"
"The Inuits don't deal with your crap, because they're having Nunavut."
"The year is 2035. The only movies are superhero reboots. Anyone caught looking up from their phone is fined $100."
"Did you hear about the new anti-depressant for lesbians? It's called tricoxagain."
"Jewish Pun What did Hitler say when the Jews got away? Aushwitz, they got away!"
"Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog -- it croaks every night."
"2001 called... They want their towers back"
"A man lost his arms, legs and torso gambling. Fortunately he quit while he was a head."
"What's the hardest part about rollerblading? ...telling your dad you're gay"