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Joke of the Day

"An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See I told you he was stupid'"

"What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? Trump wouldn't pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face. #watersportsgate #goldenshower"

"How do you know a redneck invented the tooth brush? We would have called it a teeth brush"

"If the Pilgrims came over on the Mayflower how did the barbers arrive? On clipper ships."

"My wife has the body of a woman half her age. I suppose I should call the police."

"Can everyone who is pretending to be a slutty, hot broad but is actually a dude raise our hands? THEIR HANDS, I MEANT THEIR!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !"

"An elderly woman at an ATM asked me to check her balance. So I pushed her over. Yep, she needs a walker"

"I was gonna make a joke about hitting the gym ...maybe tomorrow"

"How will Trump deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."