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"I'm just me looking for fun"
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"Dark humor is kinda like food.... Not everyone gets it."
"Accidentally pronounced wifi as ""wifey"" and the hotel concierge said the password's helping out around the house and being a good listener."
"What is the world famous Chef Gordan's favorite football team? The Ramsays"
"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
"Where do pirates go after they are thrown out of Kansas? Arkansas"
"Conductor: Again from measure 5 if you please. Voice from viola section: But Maestro we have no measure numbers."
"Sex makes my day But anal makes my hole weak"
"A pedophile, a rapist, and a priest walks into a bar He orders a drink."
"what happened when the blond tried giving her boyfriend a blowjob while he was driving? they both fell off the motorcycle"