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Joke of the Day
"What kind of drink does a ghetto drinks? A GHETTOrade"
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"What is Chuck Norris' ""best karate move""? Pork Chop!"
"Penn State has missed two extra points today which is weird because they are usually pretty consistent about doing the little things."
"wife: Did you get the cat out of the tree? me [bleeding] Wasn't a cat"
"Wow, your teeth are white. Thanks. I'm just curious, what color were you expecting?"
"""someone bring me soup."" -every hot girl with a cold ever"
"I hate when people don't watch where I'm going when I'm walking and texting."
"Why is the Pharaoh a rare tuba player? Because he Toots Uncommon."
"No one really expected the Avatar porn It kinda just came out of the blue"
"Taken from a UNIX program called fortune. Ralph: Lisa, you have no tits and a awful tight pussy. Lisa: Ralph... get off my back!!"