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Joke of the Day

"How many Dragonball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but it takes three episodes."

"Tried to take a photograph of some fog Mist"

"TIL Kurt Cobain didn't have a license. He preferred riding shotgun"

"After the delicious brownies have all been consumed following my funeral, a video of me will inform everyone that they just ate my ashes."

"Mother Teresa walks into a bar"

"My jokes are like my penis make feminists gag"

"Knock! Knock!"

"So I realized I have all these great stories, but far too few end with ""And then I fucked her...."" So anyways I was babysitting my little sister last night...."

"A man was complaining to a friend. ""I had it all. Money a beautiful house a BIG car the love of a beautiful woman then POW! it was all gone!"" ""What happened?"" asked the friend. ""My wife found out."""

"Hey big accounts - What's it like to tweet ""My cat sneezed"" and get 500 RT in the first minute ? My cat would be dead before I got 50"