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Joke of the Day

"Why was Mr. Strawberry sad? He was in a Jam."

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"""It seems like many polls are turning against you. How do you respond?"" TRUMP: They should be sent back to Poland. Very dangerous people."
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"Have you seen the new Broadway production about the dictionary? It's a great play on words."