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Joke of the Day
"Can I borrow your cellphone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!"
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"I for one... ... love Roman numerals."
"I'm Absolutely Certain by R. U. Sure"
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"I have way less energy than your average haunted doll."
"I got robbed by a magician Took my wallet, watch and every silver dollar I had behind my ear."
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