82860
Joke of the Day
"Why do dyslexics make bad joke tellers? They tend to punch up the fuckline"
Next Joke
"*Searches ""Yahoo"" on Yahoo until Yahoo has an orgasm*"
"Not a joke. I just wish more jokes were shorter."
"Me: Excuse me, where are your nails that twist? Worker: You mean screws? Me: I don't know, I'm not a nail scientist. Worker...."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat the more you want !"
"What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids? Inconceivable."
"What is Gollum's favourite bird? A Smeagull! :D"
"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."
"TIFU by sending nudes to everyone in my address book. Costed me a fortune in stamps."
"I'm unpredictable. Like a dad on a field trip."