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Joke of the Day
"Saying ""excape ""makes me wanna stab you in the ""exophagus""."
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"Girl asked me to netflix and chill, but I download all my movies illegally.... So I was like na, more like pirate and booty."
"Why was the nerd not late for class? ...He booked it."
"Kim Jong Un is 30, runs a dictatorship, executes ex-girlfriends, and openly threatens to annihilate the US. What am I doing with MY life?"
"My Life get it, cause my life is a joke! *badum tisss*"
"Whenever I see someone posting a picture with a celebrity, I comment: ""Who's that next to you?"""
"Why did Jesus not play FIFA World Cup in 33 ? Because he was suspended ! EDIT : Mistyped title : Why Jesus didn't play in FIFA World Cup in 33 ?"
"One from the 1970's . . . What's uptight, outta sight and in the groove? A tampon."
"What was Hitlers favorite letter? Well I can tell you its Not C... and Not Z for sure __________ Just thought of this lol (the not C part) /u/PM_ME_2_SEE_MY_DICK .... thought of not z..."
"TIFU By Mixing up my Client's Subway Order! Whoops, wrong *sub*!"