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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"

"The Windows Update reminder to restart your computer is like a little kid. You tell it that you'll restart later, so it goes away, then it pops up again in two minutes and says ""Ok, it's later!""."

"My girlfriend said we should experiment more in the bedroom This morning we synthesised a new protein chain"

"How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Only Juan."

"What did the egg say after he was put in a pot of boiling water? I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard."

"I like my women like I like my file systems..... FAT & 32."

"So I went to the pool... I looked at the rules and the first rule was ""The pool is not a restroom"" And I just thought to myself ""No shit"""

"So a limbo champion walks into a bar.. he was disqualified from the limbo competition."

"So a Blonde is sitting with her Blonde friend at the bar... ...and says to her friend ""I slept with a brazilian last night."" ""That's **terrible!**"" her friend says. ""How much is a brazilian?"

"I love paying full retail for a game and not have all the content available. Said no one ever"