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Joke of the Day

"What do a gynocologist and a pizza boy have in common? They can smell it but they cant eat it!"

"On predisents day we honor the big US man himself: Aberham Liclon. Tall, skinny, dry, and cruncy - he was america's carrot"

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"If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them."

"Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off."

"What do you call a hamburger that runs for president? A McTrump"

"What do you call someone with no body and a nose? Nobody knows"

"Two snares and a cymbal walk off a cliff. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU"

"What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie? 's of the Carribean."

"its cool that chameleons can blend in with their environment but at a certain points it's like just do u homie!!!"