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Joke of the Day
"I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat."
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"How does a crazy person get out of the woods? They take the psychopath."
"Local Singles 2.9 Miles From Your Area *refresh page* Local Singles 3.7 Miles From Y.. ""no dont leave"" *refresh page* Local Singles 7.8 Mile"
"When I told you the dishwasher is loaded what I meant was... My wife is drunk."
"An irishman walks out of a bar..."
"""This is your Captain speaking..."" ""...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."""
"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."
"Best Christmas ever. We decided to go to the casino for the day. Happy Birthday Jesus. No whammies."
"Now, if you all will excuse me I'm going into my closet and I'm not coming out until I find something with an elastic waist..."