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Joke of the Day

"I find that most women are like roller coasters... They won't let me on them because I'm too fat."

"*blows bubbles in your face to distract you as I take all of your tater tots*"

"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"

"*me looking at a police lineup* Number 3 is cute. OMG Is he single? Give him my number! What? Oh. Right. Five. Number 5 killed my grandpa."

"Why did the musician hate getting drunk? He always had treble finding his keys!"

"If the first piece of advice from any life coach isn't ""avoid bears"" you're being scammed."

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"

"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"

"The American people should elect Gabe Newell president in 2020. That way we can be 100% certain the President of the United States will not start World War III."