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Joke of the Day
"Avin a shat on the big loo wif all me mates"
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"I put a thousand pounds on a horse. The fucking thing collapsed."
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"I have a really annoying joke but first you will need to take a deep breath and blink hard... Ha, now you are conscious of your breathing and blinking."
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"I took an AP test today Psych."
"""Steak and Shake"" great burgers and also a good way to kill baby vampires."