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Joke of the Day

"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"

"Spiderman, Spiderman/ Does whatever a spider can/ Attends college/ Works as a photographer/ Just like a spider"

"Be nice to bacteria... they're the only culture some people have."

"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off"

"What is the most annoying part of boiling vegetables? Finding a pot big enough for the wheelchair."

"I told an ebola joke And only 50% died laughing."

"What do bostonians call dogs that protect heaven's gates? God dogs"

"I like my men like I like my farts. Wet and old."

"I hear a lot of black men are joining the Mexican Cartel.... I guess it takes Jaun to know De'Quan"

"I recently threw my dog into the Thames and he didn't sink He always was a good buoy."