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Joke of the Day
"What do get when you mix two breads? A hy-bread"
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"How do most rappers build a following? They go shopping at a department store."
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"I was kicked out of a strip club last night for throwing twenty quid at one of the strippers. Ok, I admit it was in pound coins."
"What was the first thing Hitler bought from the beauty shop? Polish remover"
"Just once I want a man to sweep me off my feet and carry me to bed WITHOUT all the groaning, swearing and yelling out ""DEAR GOD MY BACK!"""
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"The Pope is making great strides in combating child abuse... But many priests are still coming in a little behind."
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