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Joke of the Day
"Why did the musician hate getting drunk? He always had treble finding his keys!"
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"Why do animal rights activists hate NASA? Because curiosity killed the cat."
"You guys, The Hobbit is a straight-up ripoff of my unreleased 3-hour experimental film ""Helicopter Shots of People Walking."""
"What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"What do you call a group of religious oranges? Jehovah's citruses."
"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"
"The ancient Egyptians had strict burial requirements which may or may not have included being dug up & displayed in a museum years later."
"Everybody keeps telling me I'm paranoid... it's like a fucking conspiracy. -Jessica Jones"
"Why don't we use some Fourier Analysis on our relationship And reduce to a series of periodic functions."
"What did Nicki Minaj, Hitler and a Feminist say when they walked into a bar? Ouch."