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Joke of the Day

"Why don't chickens wear pants? Because their pecker is on their face.. Thank you, good night!"

"Why is Shakespeare bad at hunting? because he can't aim steadily"

"C, Eb, and G walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, no minors."""

"Why can't feminists change a light bulb? Because no matter how many you have they still can't change shit."

"What is a Pirate's favorite letter? Listener usually answers: R? Punchline: (In pirate voice) No! It is the C!"

"what's a good pick-up line in a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"Boss: You're late Me: Sorry, my clock was set to Australian time Boss: That would make today Saturday Me: You're right. I'll go home"

"So a guy calls into work and says, ""I can't come in today, I'm seeing spots."" ""Have you seen a doctor?"" ""No, just the spots."""

"I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV."

"What did the elephant say when the man grabbed him by the tail ? This is the end of me !"