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Joke of the Day

"Anyone got any good Elvis jokes? I'm the master of ceremony (as Elvis) for a Vegas-themed casino night. Thanks Reddit!"

"A skeleton walks into a bar... and he says to the bartender... ""Give me a beer and give me a mop!"""

"""Premature ejaculation man I NEED HELP!!"" I'M COMING!"

"What did Hitler say when he was asked where he would like to sit? He said ""Mein Kampfy chair."""

"The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple."

"So my doctor told me I need to stop eating so much... But I don't think I can just quit eating cold turkey."

"My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball"

"Just threw away a trash can. That was weird."

"Hey everyone who says aliens don't exist. Explain morning people."

"'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, there was a grim recognition of the fundamental uselessness of man's endeavors."