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Joke of the Day
"What do you do after sodomizing a baldy? Just put them back in the craddle."
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"I don't hate you, but if you we're drowning, I would dive in and handcuff a piano to your neck."
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
"The absolutely wrongest answer when you ask a woman if the carpet matches the drapes ""Nope. Hardwood floors."""
"The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to"
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"
"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"