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Joke of the Day
"What do you call ranch dressing that has gone bad? Raunch"
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"Have you ever smelled mothballs? How did you get their tiny legs apart?"
"Why does the Pirate Wear Camouflage Underwear? To hide his booty."
"Australians don't have sex... ...they mate"
"Did you know, If you get everyone in the UK to lie head to toe in a line across the English channel... ...They would probably drown"
"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."
"Doctor: ""Just lie back and relax, I'll start the lasik eye procedure in a moment."" *Turns on laser* *Patient's face is attacked by cats*"
"Why is Monica Lewinsky voting for Donald Trump? Because a Clinton left a very bad taste in her mouth."
"I had to chase a mugger after he stole my wallet He really gave me a run for my money!"
"What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning? Straight talk."