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"The hardest part of potty training my puppy is shitting outside with him so he can learn how to"
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"If you ever Google ""Grandfather Clock"", be careful how you spell that shit."
"Why aren't burgers too good at basketball? Too many turnovers!"
"Russian joke ""Daddy I want an ice cream."" ""I want an ice cream too, son. But we only have enough money for vodka."""
"The Silent Wife Father : hey Son! why is your mother sitting so silent today? Son: nothing Dad. She asked for lipstick and i heard "" GLUE STICK "" Father : God bless u son !!"
"Ted Cruz takes his religious values very seriously He always pulls out before finishing"
"What do both Hitler and Trump say to people they hate? YOU'RE FIRED!"
"How is Trump going to deport the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard? Because they were Snowden."
"Why is your wife annoying? Because she is always jalapeno business."