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Joke of the Day

"If ""The Purge"" was real, I'd hide in Aeropostale cause no one has been there since like 2009"

"Fitness guru just tweeted ""remember to breathe"" and it was pure luck that I got the message in time."

"What do you call a gnome that muffs a fairy ? Goblin...."

"What type of sea creature do Chinese fishermen catch? Crust-asian"

"I like my women like I like my coffee strong, reliable, and forcing me to take a shit around noon every day"

"High School French In high school, I was in the French Club. All we would ever do is surrender to the German Club."

"If you've seen me impatiently standing in line, then you've seen me dancing at a concert."

"Maybe we should put Obama on the $20 bill Then we would finally get the change he promised."

"Australians don't have sex... They mate"

"What can a lawyer do that a duck can't? Stick his bill up his arse."