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Joke of the Day
"How many Sore Losers does it take to change a Lightbulb? Won."
Next Joke
"I asked Christian Bale how many ex's he had... ...he started counting, and then he fell asleep! (works with any welsh person's name)"
"Why is it difficult to find the clitoris? Because you have to go through a labiarinth."
"Why is Africa so bad at cricket? Because they only have Ebola!"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus & Michael Jackson? one comes when children dream & the other dreams of children coming*."
"I've been trying to find my girlfriend's killer for the last month. Nobody's agreeing to do it."
"A black man walks into a music store... ...and asks an employee if they have anything by 'The Doors'. To which the employee responds ""yeah, two security cameras, so get lost"""
"Australians don't have sex... Australians mate."
"Shampoo for my real friends, real poo for my sham friends."
"""Will the father be present during the birth?"" asked the obstetrician. ""Nah"" replied the mother-to-be ""He and my husband don't get along."""