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Joke of the Day
"Why did 7 8 9? ...Fuck"
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"I think my friend might be gay... His dick tastes like shit."
"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."
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"Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana Nana BATMAN! -Me, sorting through my grandma's mail."
"Someone's just thrown a bottle of Omega 3 tablets at me. I only received super fish oil injuries."
"What did the comedian say before he hung himself? ""Sorry for being a noose-ance."""
"A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip."
"What's the best and worse thing that your wife can possibly tell you? You have the biggest dick in the entire neighborhood."
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."