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Joke of the Day

"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"

"Why are pirates, pirates ? CASUE THEY ARGHHHHHHH"

"Two nuns walk into a bar... The third one ducks."

"Why can't you take a pig out on a date? Because she will squeal on you."

"How To Impress Your Boss 1. Show up early. 2. Have all the tools you need. 3. Read the strategy guide. 4. Aim for the big glowing weak spot (usually the eyes)."

"Ovulation jokes aren't funny. Period."

"He looks at her, she undresses him with her eyes His clothes fall Whoa whoa. Are you a witch lady because that was creepy.."

"-What are you drinking, son? -Soy milk. -Hola milk, soy tu padre. Edit : Removed the ""es"" that was bothering everyone"

"I'm just typing some words in a box for you to look at."

"What's the name of the jewish spider? Spidermann"