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Joke of the Day

"everytime pitbull performs i get scared because i probably know the words from drunken bar nights"

"How to Skrillex sign his Valentine's Day cards? I wub wub wub you...."

"Why do cows lie down in the rain? To keep each udder dry."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs!"

"What do you call a scary prostitute? Horrifying."

"What do you call a jewish pokemon trainer? Ash"

"I put on one of those things that prevents me from ever having children. A shell suit."

"Take me down to the paradise city where the grass is green and hey why did you bring all these goats they're eating this luscious grass."

"I met a Slavic feminist once. She told me to Czech my privilege."

"One fun thing about having a crappy car is abruptly shutting off the air conditioner on the highway and pretending you have a hyperdrive."