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Joke of the Day
"What goes in dry and hard, but comes out, wet and soft? Chewing gum"
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"You know why it's so difficult to put together a baseball team of egotists? Everyone wants to play first."
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"Q: What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas?? A: Nothing - he'll just return it!"
"My pubic hair trimming business will limit itself to female customers for the first few months. I'm new to this, so I don't want to go nuts right away."
"If I had a dozen muffins and Carlos took 13 away from me, what do I have now? A math problem"
"Laser joke A blue laser hertz twice as much as a red laser."
"What do you call a speeding vegetable? Michael Schumacher."
"Coconut oil on my dry skin this winter has made me attractive to women. Problem is the chocolate from the Mounds bars is ruining my clothes."