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Joke of the Day
"Shoutout to that one time I confused narcolepsy and necrophilia during a job interview."
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"My dog likes to sit down each evening and surf the Net. What an intelligent animal! Not really it took the cat three weeks to teach him."
"What do Elsa and a necrophiliac have in common? The cold never bothered them anyway......"
"Cabbies, stop acting like paying with a credit card is the worst thing to happen to you since you were a child soldier in your homeland."
"Me: When I have a rough day, you're there. When I need to cry, you're there. Nobody helps me gain 10 pounds the way you do. Cheesecake:"
"How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky."
"So JLO has a new movie in theaters? Hasn't she had 'Enough'?"
"If you're ever bored in a taxi I recommend mouthing, ""Help Me"" to strangers and watching their facial expressions"
"What's the difference between a bonus and a penis? A wife will blow a bonus."
"About tasty steaks. You knowing the art of making a steak is a rare medium well done."