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Joke of the Day
"Two things I hate: This joke, And things that are meta."
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"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."
"I'm ""yells at people who drive too fast in my neighborhood"" years old"
"Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence."
"Gravity is just the earth being really clingy"
"Today I learned that 48% of women in the U.S. are battered... and to think I've been eating mine plain for all these years."
"Heard of the cannibal who had a shit taste in people? You could say he was surrounded by assholes."
"Spoiler Alert: There will be a minimum of 4 ""Gangnam Styles"" at every party this Halloween."
"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""
"Q: Did you hear about the blonde that almost caused a car accident? A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out."