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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when people line up well? High queue-ality."
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"A young boy walked up to his father and asked, ""Dad, does a lawyer ever tell the truth?"" The father thought for a moment. ""Yes, son. Sometimes a lawyer will do anything to win a case."""
"What did the chef say when Hannibal Lecter sent his breast meat back, complaining it was overcooked? ""TOUGH TITTIES!"""
"what kind of bees make milk? BOOBEES!"
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"A cannibal eats his date he said it tasted sweet."
"What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry? Jesus in a submarine."
"Damn girl, are you the wife of a convict serving a long term in a federal penitentiary? Because you left before I even finished my sentence"
"My friend Tommy drowned the other day... At his funeral, we placed a lifejacket on his coffin. It's what he would have wanted..."
"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""